Hand fulla ass

At the Seine River in Paris, Jen and Gerard were doing a tour for their movie ‘The Bounty Hunter’. As they were posing for pictures from the front, Butler decided, when he thought nobody was taking pics from behind, to practically shove his hand up Jen’s ass. We think this proves that their dating/fucking regularly. Maybe their supposed publicity stunt is really the publicity stunt. What the fuck do you think?

Lindsay Lohan is apparently on the verge of death. A person close to Lohan says “If she doesn’t get help soon, she’s going to die.”

Professionally and personally people have been trying to talk sense into her about her drug problem, but she just won’t listen. They think something terrible will happen to her and have been trying to convince her to go back to rehab.

Unfortunately, she has been making excuses, as she recently tweeted about going face-first into a plant on Wednesday, “Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi!!! I need to start wearing more flats:/”

A True Guido

On Thursday, Pauly D from Jersey Shore stopped by the Federal Hill Tattoo Shop in Rhode Island. It is a tribute to his friend’s “Dirty Couture” online clothing store. He says

“Yeah I got a new tattoo, it’s a logo from my boy’s clothing line. I love his clothes, I wear it all the time.”

Now all she needs is some scissors...

Or at least she thinks Sandra should! The newly bisexual  ’Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star was waling into LAX airport and said that “she should cut his whole package off. Light it like a fire cracker and blow it off”. For once, Kim, we agree with you!!

Bad fucker

Wow, Jesse James sucks in bed, according to the 3rd mistress, Brigitte Daguerre. She says that he was a “dud in bed.. who only cared about himself.”

Fuck his life!

JWoWW, the author

Being a guido is a way of life. This is what Ronnie and Jwoww are going to teach you in there book “Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore. Jwoww, the author. Ohh how it suits her. It will teach you how to dress for the “Jersey Shore” and how to get that guido style that everybody wants sooooo fucking badly!

Hahahahaha, how great is this? Watch all the Kardashian’s get murdered on ‘South Park’! But, believe it or not, the Kim and Khloe were happy about this. Kim says:

“We were all dying when we saw this clip from South Park aired last night… literally, LOL. They killed us all!!! Khloe, Kourt, Bruce, mom and me!! I managed to survive the longest… of course! Thanks Trey Parker and Matt Stone… we’re honored!”

And Khloe was even more ecstatic about her own death!

“Kim, Kourt, Bruce, my mom and I had our heads blown off just as we were about to go underwear shopping on an episode of Keeping Up hahahaha. I died when I saw it!!! “

So, what did you think about the Kardashians’ deaths?

"Au Natural..."

These Playboy pics are actually pretty hard to find on the internet, so here you go. But this is more about how retouched these pics are. They are deceiving, because they don’t look photoshopped but, from looking at bikini pictures of her, this can’t be her natural body. What do you think?

Her new baby body! NOT!

I new something was fishy when this cover came out about Kendra’s “new baby body”. Now look at the pics Dirty Hollywood exclusively obtained. Look at the picture on the bottom left. Her stomach is, to say the least, HUGE! It looks like she’s still pregnant! But look at the magazine pic on the left, her stomach is flat! Now look at the picture of her facing the camera with the baby in her hands, her stomach is huge and she has massive love handles. But look at the cover on the right; her body is perfect there. Not only this, but her baby is photoshopped! Well, this is disappointing and makes me think a little less of Kendra!

Booooobbbbsss...

Here’s Audrina after doing a Maxim photoshoot on the beach. Is it just me or do her boobs look bigger? Whatever, she must be doing something right…

Blah Blah BLECH!

I will never look at her the same again…

Reality TV at its fakest

The sixth season will be the last! I wonder if they’ve written the last episode yet….wait….this is a reality show. Sorry. I forgot. Tony DiSanto, MTV’s president of programming released this statement:

“We are lucky and honored to have worked with this cast and tell their stories for this long, and we are grateful to the many dedicated fans who have stuck with us over the years. We owe it to those fans, the cast and the show to go out on a high note. And this season will deliver on that goal in terms of drama, story, real emotion and an organic culmination of this saga.”

Whatever. I don’t think anyone fucking cares anyway….

This is so sad! She was sexxyyy and hotttt before, but now her face is all jacked up and wierd. Ugh… this is so frustrating! First of all, her cheeks.

• She obviously got cheek implants, which is clearly what is making her look so different.
• She had naturally big lips, but she is injecting her bottom lip so much that it looks like a caterpillar on her face.
• I don’t think she had her nose done, as it has been speculated. It looks smaller because she lost wait.
• Also, it seems she has been using botox. Now, these could be because she has lost weight. But on her show, her face seems to barely move and looks very rigid.

If you are reading this, Kim, STOP getting plastic surgery. You are a naturally sexy bitch!

"What's my line?"

Ok, so it’s pretty obvious anyway. But you may not have known that The Hills is like a fucking movie set! Seriously! Heidi walks back and forth about 4 times until they got the right shot. And once they all got to the restaurant, some fucking guy sat there telling them what do do! I call BS on this show!

I guess pot isn’t just for muggles!  Daniel Radcliffe was recently photographed at a party smoking what appeared to be a joint. But Harry Potter says that it was jsut a rolled cigarrette. Do you believe Harry?

BTW I wonder if they drug test at Hogwarts…….

Britney Spear’s twitter account was hacked and it’s pretty amazing. There are a bunch of satanic tweets!! She says “I hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible – Britney!” AND her background is some kind of satanic pyramid. So either Britney has lost her marbles again or her account was hacked.

More to come…….

This is awesome! Larry keeps pressing her about why she settled her lawsuit, so she told him he was inappropriate several times, and then she unplugged her mic! Stick it to the old fart, Carrie! Woohoo!

Is the recession finally hitting the Almighty Heiress. Because today she was spotted shopping at a resale clothing store! We’re surprised she would be caught dead at a place like that!

Kinda funny right? Riiiiggghhtt???